You have left such a number of nasty comments after this piece. Your theory that morbidly obese people have problems with self-control etc and they also have issues with finances and sex is just your own theory. Also? It’s your blood alcohol level, not your stomach alcohol level, that causes drunkenness. Interesting choice of pseudonym, too. The royal mistress known as Lola Montez is chiefly remembered for indulging her king’s foot fetish.