Really a weird and hateful response. You're calling a penis a gonzo-nose? Really? Maybe YOUR vagina doesn't have nerve endings, but mine sure as hell does! No, you cannot have surgery on your vagina without some kind of pain relief; where did you get that crazy idea? OUCH!

Yes, I GENUINELY like penises, and I genuinely like men. I have a great husband I love very much.

I don't just pretend to like penises as a survival mechanism. That's ridiculous.

Straight women do like penises, frankly. We like them a lot. They give us a lot of pleasure we can't get any other way. If other women are happy without penetration, cool. I assume that's the norm for lesbians (but that's just an assumption.) But as for me, I would rather have no sex at all than settle for sex without a penis. I don't care what your personal preferences are -- have whatever kind of sex you want with any consenting adult and good for you. But don't you dare imply that there's something wrong with women who prefer to have sex with men. That's a ridiculous and hateful thing to say. I'd be upset if another straight person said lesbians were wrong to like lesbian sex. It's JUST AS WRONG to ridicule hetero sex.