One can see that this woman had put some thought into this. The pork chop panties bit is inspired.

So, imagine my delight when she said, “Never, but never will you hit this again. I would rather cut off both my thumbs. I would rather be dragged down an interstate behind a car for twenty miles. I would rather flick a hungry lion’s balls wearing a pair of pork chop panties before I would ever, ever get back with you.” There were others, but I was laughing so hard I didn’t hear them.
Never, I Tell You Never, Will You Hit This Again
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Michelle Teheux
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Aug 19, 2023
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One can see that this woman had put some thought into this. The pork chop panties bit is inspired.
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Written by Michelle Teheux
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Lover of literature. Former newspaper editor. Fascinated by everything. Contact: michelleteheux@gmail.com. To buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/michelleteheux
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