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I made sure to change the plastic liner and put the blind item — still warm — into the rear neighbors’ trash cans. These events would have to stay on the down-low — at least until I had time to write a Downy-sponsored reboot of “Hints From Heloise.”

Why I Took a Fat Dump in a Trash Can at Work
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Michelle Teheux
Michelle Teheux

Written by Michelle Teheux

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Lover of literature. Former newspaper editor. Fascinated by everything. Contact: michelleteheux@gmail.com. To buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/michelleteheux

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