Me, but my husband is a vegetarian so I can’t cook the roadkill.

Everyone knows that only starving artistes living in garrets subsisting on Ramen noodles, peanut butter, and road kill produce great works. Joining the ranks of the shadow banned will instantly transport you to poverty…
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May 9, 2024
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Me, but my husband is a vegetarian so I can’t cook the roadkill. If you see any tofu roadk’ll out there, please pass it along!
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Written by Michelle Teheux
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Lover of literature. Former newspaper editor. Fascinated by everything. Contact: michelleteheux@gmail.com. To buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/michelleteheux
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