I will put this brilliance aside and once I am a renowned author*, I will refer to this list to craft amazing blurbs for all the writers who want me to review their work. I'll just be able to cut and paste a few of these lines together.

*Renown is coming very soon. All I really lack at this point is a blurb by Janice Harayda for The Trailer Park Rules and it will happen. I am sure of it.