I still marvel that after the dude put his penis on the counter, and I said, "I refuse to serve you" and went off to report him, my manager said he'd do it. So he served that asshole. And then he said to me, "You're married," as if I should be fine with seeing a penis laid out ON A COUNTERTOP since I'd presumably seen at least one of them. It was right there on the countertop, where other people's "food" was going to cross. Unbelieveable the shit that goes down in those places.