I literally JUST wrote about circumcision today (Misguided American Exceptionalism Hits the Bedroom). I have written in the past about my house decor (painted blue kitchen floor, ruby-red parlor, etc.) I need to write about my bidet, which I don't think I've yet done on this particular platoform. Let's just say I believe it's one of the most important appliances one can have. I don't have a dishwasher or clothes dryer, but you can bet your (clean) ass I have a bidet!