Cashew is really getting old. Please, God, take a certain orange man instead. Thanks,

…d my druthers, when your dog or cat started to fail, you’d be given a list of noxious human beings. You’d choose somebody from that list — and that person would die instead! Then Fido or Fluffy would get to live out what would have been that toxic person’s lifespan.
I’m SO Sorry Your Cat Died
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Michelle Teheux
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Sep 20, 2024
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Cashew is really getting old. Please, God, take a certain orange man instead. Thanks,
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Written by Michelle Teheux
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Lover of literature. Former newspaper editor. Fascinated by everything. Contact: michelleteheux@gmail.com. To buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/michelleteheux
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