A friend and I disagree on this matter. She says if I die first, she will color my hair and wax my hoo-ha. I say if she dies first, I will arrange to have her hooked up to life support long enough to grow a luxurious bush, and if it's not enough, I will some of my gray hair made into a magnificent silver bush.

She is working harder on her health now, I think, determined to out-last me.